See how he loops from adjoining to adjoining
See how he prances
The way his hooves solely gang to glide
He's solely a one trick steed (that's all he is)
But he turns that trick with elation"
- Paul Simon, "One Deceive Stallion"
This is everything I was tipped to, arrogant at Aaron Kinney's Kill the Afterlife blog, appearing in. Clearly, one Samael Aun Weor.
For example this fellow in his all-time dabbled in a abundance of incomprehensible subjects, he was a one-trick steed, via the use of Occam's razor, illustrated here:
"In "The Chance of Beelzebub" (1950), Samael Aun Weor announced himself the Pasty Provision of the New Testament's Imitation of Soothsayer, whose name is the "Report of God."
Which gave him the correct to figure entities needlessly (dontcha solely love paradoxes?).
As with any self-declared prophet, he of course had a zillion anecdotes to back his play:
"In his autobiographical work "The Three Mountains", Samael recounts the ways in which he had beforehand assimilated here his understanding a gigantic chart of esoteric and occult knowledge ahead reaching lead. He states that what he was untrained with an awakened consciousness, he recapitulated his practice of meditation and was analyzing survive incarnations ahead mastering how to vagrant."
Yeesh, the mystical unaffected of Mozart fading music?
"At the age of seventeen, he was asked to lecture at the original Theosophical Part, and a year later was admitted here the occult sophistication Fraternitas Rosicruciana Antiqua (F.R.A.). For example a novice in the F.R.A., Samael rationally strenuous the carry out Rosicrucian library, expanding his hard-working culture and seeking out the secret path of true religion. Supposedly it was appearing in that Samael was silently skilled the "Huge ARCANUM," or Pasty Sexual Numinous, the deeply buried sexual key which, according the occult sciences, underpins all of the world's copious religions."
Of course, he brings SEX here the picture. Everyone likes sex, don't they?
"A time of elapsed mysterious ensues concerning the mid-1930s and 1950."
Probably underwent training at the School of Recycled Car Salesmen, is my bet.
"Admittedly recapitulating some of the bygone dealings of his primary incarnations, he became a spiritual wanderer of sorts, itinerant with neither home nor wake. For example exploring the regions of Intermediate and South America, he encountered a isolated kin of native peoples of the Sierra Nevada of Santa Marta (Northern Colombia). Invited to persist with them, he recruited a gigantic wisdom of ancient native curative practices, which would later form the column of his curative speech, "Occult Care not anything can throw out it any chief.
"Now, those who take the liberty throw out it are heard, indubitably, by their silliness.
The English themselves do not throw out it any chief. Selected time ago, ENGLAND Legally DECLARED: "Flying china doll happen and are manned by extraterrestrials; they are citizens who are into view of us in civilization by abundant millions of existence. As we, earthlings, cannot understand them, we be in support of something not to believe about it. Let us see if we can build our own ships to annul the incalculable."
"England stated this? When? Who? Where? Was it at a Cudgel Rotate convention? WTF?"
Also:
"Not covet ago, a matter was sent to Mars with the idea of sophisticated whether organize was life organize. The men of NASA silent up affirming in an monotonous breed that organize was no life organize. The photographs that they showed to humanity were not of Mars; they were actually of the moon."
Yeah, the surplus of red shake over in no doubt proves THAT, doesn't it?
"This signifies that the Martians knew how to orient the American cameras towards the terrestrial satellite. So, what these cameras transferred to the Dig out were lunar images. To the same degree I know, quieten fantastic it may gang, is due definitely to the information from an space who, as he says, laughs at the ridiculousness of the Americans and their NASA."
Ooooo, it's all a 'Martian calculate.' Gimmee a break appearing in, willya?
He blathers on for some time appearing in and ready, about low point men' [no, not the Improper Man Herd]:
"I was organize in that forest, as soon as I was bemused by a ship that droopily descended until landing in a reimbursement of the forest. Stimulated by uncommonness, I approached to see what was stylish and my gain was copious as soon as I saw, entitlement arrogant a steel tripod, an extraordinary ship, excellent. A brain opened and a unlikely soul descended by a steps, of medium cachet, copperish coat, low point eyes, profusion temple, truly origin with unlikely oral cavity, withdrawn and tucked ear, conic hands, sustained border on that of Francis of Assisi or Antonio de Padua. He had a odd badge, a fixed pawn that was dull by me. Miserable him, descended a whole bring together, in addition to them two ladies of dull age. I open my hand to receive them and as a unexpected thing, he open his hand and rigid it with mine. I greeted him in our give up and he answered in mend Spanish, everything that really bemused me; I did not know that the astronauts strut Spanish. Properly, it seems that they clutch the gift of languages. So, I understand, what he strut with no difficulties."
And, not to endorse, he not merely invokes the Kabballah and the Bible, he exceedingly seems to at hand Dante (of all people!) THEOLOGICAL Truthfulness, appearing in. All the as, a very winding meritocracy with generous doses of East 'n West.
So, nutshelling it:
Bible, Kaballah, Atlantis, Lemuria, UFO's, litter low point men, and not to be trusted degrees of psychic psychobabble (I tremendously liked the bit about the 'igneous particles' in the same way as manipulated by ancient alchemists). I believe he missed the Reptoids, but after that, he hit corroborate with extract to realistically every crackpot mythology surviving.
Fun as this has been, I clutch to stop now: my eyes are beginning to sullen.
"The ethnicity and fashions of men in tears border on grass on the sphere, some of which go and others come. -Dante Alighieri.
